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Dewey

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In my favorite four-legged sport, there was an odd occurrence several minutes ago.  In the seventh race at Monmouth Park, (been there Joisey?), the winning horse was named...Mywifenosevrything.  Funny name but that's not the odd part.  The horse that ran second?  Thewifedoesntknow.  $6.20 to win and $14.70 for dollar exacta.

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Dewey - I am one of the very few softball guys I know who isn't involved with the ponies. Two guys that I played with owned thoroughbreds, and our owner drove sulky (trotters) and owned his own stable. Then there were the rest who just bet a lot. One of the guys I played with still goes to Buffalo each year to a school for track bettors. Their final takes place at the track. He carries his laptop to the track with him. I've driven past Monmouth Park, but that's the nearest I've gotten to it. I've been to the track twice in my life (Meadowlands) and swore that I wouldn't lose more than 20 dollars. Both times I lost 21 dollars.
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Dewey - I am one of the very few softball guys I know who isn't involved with the ponies.


JG - That's probably a good thing.  Fortunately for me, the diamond helped keep me away from the oval.
gomrpi

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... and now is the time to be in Saratoga... afterall it is the August place to be...
Dewey

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Here's the call.

BillSmith

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Great call...

Only figures that they'd be mudders at MonMOUTH Park.

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JoiseyGuy

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Bill - Mudders and Fodders !!!!
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"Do not try to teach pigs to sing. It will frustrate you and infuriate the pigs who will unite in anger against you, and you will never achieve singing your song". Dr. Petersen
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Oh groan-n-n-n-n...... 


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