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BlueSky

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I have 9, but they're a bit edgy. I need to rewrite them.

Here's one:

1.  Arizona hires a former Sun Devil as pitching coach.
Not really. But they do hire a PC. Nothing changes, really.


GO!

Edited to add my first and poke fun at my favorite team.

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Mike Candrea retires and Az aggressively pursues Clint Myers!
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Janie, Lefty, Trubrat and Terpie come together and bring Maryland a National Championship. After which Terpie announces an upcoming gender reassignment, inspiring Lefty to posts some stats and a funny movie clip. Spazie becomes the chancellor and Darth Sidious of the NCAA and brings in his hand puppet Pdud  to rule the Evil Empire. While I present  the newly named NCAA Rudy Martinez Women's College Softball Championship Trophy to the 2018 champion.  Ultimate  College Softball ceases to exist and we all become dust in the wind.
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Janie, Lefty, Trubrat and Terpie come together and bring Maryland a National Championship. After which Terpie announces an upcoming gender reassignment, inspiring Lefty to posts some stats and a funny movie clip. Spazie becomes the chancellor and Darth Sidious of the NCAA and brings in his hand puppet Pdud  to rule the Evil Empire. While I present  the newly named NCAA Rudy Martinez Women's College Softball Championship Trophy to the 2018 champion.  Ultimate  College Softball ceases to exist and we all become dust in the wind.


Now that would be sumpin!  And LOL at Terpie's gender "confirmation" biz!
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After being inexplicably snubbed for TWO years, Meghan Gregg will FINALLY be included on the Top 50 Watch List. (Even though she was a Top 3 finalist this year, I will not be at all surprised if they overlook her again, just to be consistent.)
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2.  Neither Minnie nor the Cajuns make it out of the Regionals, but under new NCAA rules, the universities' teams merge and play in the new consolation bracket. First place, Ragin Gophers. Second, Golden Cajuns. The remaining contenders were compiled from some huge roster.
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2.  Neither Minnie nor the Cajuns make it out of the Regionals, but under new NCAA rules, the universities' teams merge and play in the new consolation bracket. First place, Ragin Gophers. Second, Golden Cajuns. The remaining contenders were compiled from some huge roster.


Who said we make it too the regional's. We lost too much.[wink]
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Who said we make it too the regional's. We lost too much.[wink]


CajunAmos, you know better than me - one word: Lotief.

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Allister moves to Stanford where she can win her cupcake out of conference schedule and not win her conference and still get a top 8 seed!
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Well, Allister will have better conference opposition by April 1 than she had all year in Minny
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2.  Neither Minnie nor the Cajuns make it out of the Regionals, but under new NCAA rules, the universities' teams merge and play in the new consolation bracket. First place, Ragin Gophers. Second, Golden Cajuns. The remaining contenders were compiled from some huge roster.

Oh my god I scream laughed

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Not make it out of regionals. Minnie and LL, we will need to revisit this post.
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3.  After a crazy weekend in Vegas about 9 months ago, a coaching staff from a Tennessee college adds two new Co-Head coaches.  And a handful of 2035 commits.
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Not make it out of regionals. Minnie and LL, we will need to revisit this post.


RM, rest assured the NCAA Rudy Martinez Women's College Softball Championship Trophy DOES NOT go to the new consolation bracket.

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4.  An Alabama training staff began supplying edibles in the dugout this year.  The team soared to victory in the WCWS. The is school is considering broadening the practice to other sports, changing the logo to a bloodshot eyeball, and changing the name to the Crimson Fried.
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Blu, like most of my posts, it was ambiguous. Rest assured the RMWCSC trophy will go to a team that Lefty deems unworthy, as proven  by his empirical data.
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Well, Allister will have better conference opposition by April 1 than she had all year in Minny


Such an appropriate date!
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5.  A BIG12 coach allowed the Minnie AD to hire a male Head Coach. But there was one condition. One very important condition.
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