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EarlyGrayce

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"A 42-year-old Colorado man attempting to complete a doughnut-eating challenge died Sunday after choking on a giant pastry. Witnesses said Travis Malouff, of Denver, was participating in Voodoo Doughnut’s 80-second half-pound doughnut challenge before his death."
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voodoo doughnuts of Portland?
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I'd be surprised if Portland had any doughnut shops.  Way too hippie for that.
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I've been to VooDoo Doughnuts in Portland.  Freaks need doughnuts too
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I took the Golden Corral Challenge while on travel for work last week.  When I left, I was wishing someone would off me. 

I was driving down the freeway, starving, when I saw it a few exits away from my hotel.  I thought "I'll take it easy, and enjoy some variety, and only eat the healthy stuff".

What a bad idea that turned out to be.  Didn't think I'd be able to drive to my hotel.  I staggered in there, checked in, and hit the deck for awhile until I could move again.

Three words: Don't do it.
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Just heard through my radio show just now, it is the same VooDoo Doughnuts but in Denver.  Cool because my son lives in Denver and I'll hit it up.  I like the maple iced doughnut with bacon
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I've been to VooDoo Doughnuts in Portland.  Freaks need doughnuts too


Everyone needs doughnuts.  They're awesome.
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I took the Golden Corral Challenge while on travel for work last week.  When I left, I was wishing someone would off me. 

I was driving down the freeway, starving, when I saw it a few exits away from my hotel.  I thought "I'll take it easy, and enjoy some variety, and only eat the healthy stuff".

What a bad idea that turned out to be.  Didn't think I'd be able to drive to my hotel.  I staggered in there, checked in, and hit the deck for awhile until I could move again.

Three words: Don't do it.


Prime rib?

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Fried chicken breast, baked chicken breast, popcorn shrimp, steak, bourbon chicken, pulled pork, green beans, greens, black eye peas, whole mushrooms.

I think that was it.  Then, do it all again, topped off by an ice cream cone.  Oh, then one more ice cream cone.

It was one of those visit lots of people separated by 100 miles sales days, it was around 8pm, and that was the first chance I had to eat all day.

I should've gone to the Hooters next door as originally planned.

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Prime rib?
keepinitreal

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Yeah you should of.

 Some beer, some celery, some carrots, some wangs, some nylon panty hose with orange shorts, nap

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Two pitchers, a Rack of Rack, Big Tip, Nap.
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I hate it when they put those bags of ice in my pitcher and I hate fruit in my beer.  You start shoving limes in your beer you must be drinking some schitty beer. 
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On a side note, the original Hooters opened my freshman year of college, when the drinking age was 18.  I was there in the first week, and went regularly. 

Back then, we saw it more as a fresh oysters and grouper sandwiches place - we weren't too into chicken wings quite yet. 
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Two pitchers, a Rack of Rack, Big Nip, Tap.


FIFY
EarlyGrayce

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Well played indeed.
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#DARWIN


"A family argument over who would walk the dog turned deadly when a dad shot and killed his son during a wild shootout Sunday in Chicago, police said.

Bullets flew at the South Woodlawn Avenue home in the city’s Burnside neighborhood around 8:20 p.m. after the dispute broke out between the men, ages 43 and 22, the Chicago Tribune reported. 

The double shooting was the result of a “fight [between] father & son as to who was going to walk the dog. Both shot at each other,” Chicago Police Department spokesman Anthony Guglielmi tweeted.

Both men, whose identities were not immediately released, were shot multiple times and the father was critically injured, according to the Chicago Tribune.

The younger man was rushed to Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn, where he later died.

Cops discovered two weapons at the scene."


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Two less pollutants in the gene pool that fathers our country's destiny. So who walks the dog in the aftermath? Is the dog now a ward of the state?
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Sorority girl learns to comply. College paying off for her.


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Was told this isnt the full video.. Moments before she approached the officer and kicked him in the groin. Wonder if the whole video will be shown.
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That's a purty good thunk sound her face makes on the floor.
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Aaron Hernandez and Arcan Cetin both dead. It's gonna be a good day.
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Well these things happen when ya are a thug gangsta. On with real life and bill paying, hog food in a bar ditch to me. Had the world in his grasp, and chose to go thug gangsta. Is anyone surprised?)
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Not me, he was a Puktriat
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I can hear the kazoo now
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OK, Mama always said stupid is what stupid does. 

What is up with the website? No access. Is it being spammed by Dewey sympathizers?

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What is up with the website? No access. Is it being spammed by Dewey sympathizers?


It was Friday, dewy has put his foot down on Friday night fun

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Saw this in the news, reminded me of high school grad night...

The Class of `72 could be called the Class of Apathy. Never raised much money, come grad night, despite the affluence of the community our grad night was held at a bowling alley.

Bus trip to the venue across the Golden Gate Bridge allowed plenty of time for consumption of spirts. Me, the non-drinker, shared a bottle of sloe gin with a fellow football teammate. Upon arrival, students scattered to various lanes, pool tables, a pool and dance floor.

Now, lacking of sound mind, I would body my way onto lane after lane boisterously lecturing each time,

"Here, let me show you how to throw a strike."

 Ten or so lanes later, with ten different balls, I proclaim the perfection of ten strikes, a perfect game.

Another football teammate says,

"Naw, Smith, you would need to throw two more."

What? Oh yeah! So, I sober to the task, actually put my feet on familiar dots, stride step as I should instead of akin to twinkle-toed Fred Flintstone and proceed to roll--yes I did--the required two more strikes.

So, that's my story. A disjointed 'perfect game'.

Don't ask about my kinda-of-a-hole in one.


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