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It's like a festering sore that will eventually erupt and spew forth. It's only a matter of time.
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if you would have told me in early 2019 that the Dems having captured the House of Representatives would somehow figure out a way to turn their sh!t show into a Republican majority in all branches of government, I would have not believed it. Thanks Dems for reinforcing my theory that ignorance can be overcome with proper education, and that stupidity is a chosen way of life. 

If you like your Impeachment, then you can keep your Impeachment. The Federal Government is not taking your Impeachment away.
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Ughh. You rat bastards moving here should all be denied voting rights. You allowed Socialists to destroy your state, then you move here and demand the same Socialists policies?


cocksuckers gonna suck cock

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Well you guys do have Austin
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People's Republic of Austin now has toll lanes and the means to bypass it without having to stop until you are on the outskirts of town. A beggar at every stoplight and on every corner. Roving bands of aggressive pan handling drug addicts on sixth street. The cops just sit back and watch. It's a socialist utopia for sure.
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if you would have told me in early 2019 that the Dems having captured the House of Representatives would somehow figure out a way to turn their sh!t show into a Republican majority in all branches of government, I would have not believed it. Thanks Dems for reinforcing my theory that ignorance can be overcome with proper education, and that stupidity is a chosen way of life. 

If you like your Impeachment, then you can keep your Impeachment. The Federal Government is not taking your Impeachment away.
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Today's Austin is a different Austin. Back in the day it was cool to say, "Keep Austin Weird", then it got California weird, very different weird. Can you imagine a town of kazoos, duaines, and scottys.
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Image may contain: text that says 'TEXAS FOLDS UNDER PRESSURE!!! Hard to believe, but Texas has followed the order of that idiot newspaper up in New York and released a map of the location of all its gun owners Their locations are marked by red dots on the map below.'
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Today's Austin is a different Austin. Back in the day it was cool to say, "Keep Austin Weird", then it got California weird, very different weird. Can you imagine a town of kazoos, duaines, and scottys.


You mean a town/city with educated, cosmopolitan, broad-minded people as opposed to uneducated, narrow-minded folk who like throw all their junk in the front yard next to the chained dogs, the Chevy on blocks and not far from the chicken coop? 

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You mean a town/city with educated, cosmopolitan, broad-minded people as opposed to uneducated, narrow-minded folk who like throw all their junk in the front yard next to the chained dogs, the Chevy on blocks and not far from the chicken coop? 

libs have become the most narrow minded people of all.  There has been video of them bashing people on the head with a bike lock.  There has been video of them pulling old folks and bashing them when those old folks were merely trying to go to work.

Not to mention the continual anti-semitic statements from Ilhan Omar - Democrat, and zero denouncement from the democrats.

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You mean a town/city with educated, cosmopolitan, broad-minded people


How's that working out for Europe?  In case you don't know, that's a continent full of countries.
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You mean a town/city with educated, cosmopolitan, broad-minded people as opposed to uneducated, narrow-minded folk who like throw all their junk in the front yard next to the chained dogs, the Chevy on blocks and not far from the chicken coop? 


Sounds like all that blue colored Democrat area that you see on a Texas map down toward the Texas-mexico border you just described

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Beto spoke in spamish and people waved mexican flags at his rally. Exactly who is he pandering to.
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Beto spoke in spamish and people waved mexican flags at his rally. Exactly who is he pandering to.


He hopes future voters.  Whether they're here legally or not is of no consequence to him.

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Everything Beto says is spam............
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You mean a town/city with educated, cosmopolitan, broad-minded people as opposed to uneducated, narrow-minded folk who like throw all their junk in the front yard next to the chained dogs, the Chevy on blocks and not far from the chicken coop? 


Kazoo, did your pappy pull a deliverance on you, sweetie, cuz you're such an angry lil guy.
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Kazoo, did your pappy pull a deliverance on you, sweetie, cuz you're such an angry lil guy.


He's black and gay - allegedly.

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We like angry twisted up kaploo.  He says the most fun stuff of all.  Salt per ounce of tear is off the chart with this one.
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You mean a town/city with educated, cosmopolitan, broad-minded people as opposed to uneducated, narrow-minded folk who like throw all their junk in the front yard next to the chained dogs, the Chevy on blocks and not far from the chicken coop? 


You have no ideal of what is going on in my beloved state you dick breath. Keep to yourself and continue to degenerate the populace in your own F'd up state you illiterate cut and paste Fark with a small brain pan.

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if you would have told me in early 2019 that the Dems having captured the House of Representatives would somehow figure out a way to turn their sh!t show into a Republican majority in all branches of government, I would have not believed it. Thanks Dems for reinforcing my theory that ignorance can be overcome with proper education, and that stupidity is a chosen way of life. 

If you like your Impeachment, then you can keep your Impeachment. The Federal Government is not taking your Impeachment away.
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We like angry twisted up kaploo.  He says the most fun stuff of all.  Salt per ounce of tear is off the chart with this one.

I think Kaplooey gets his salt from another per once source

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You mean a town/city with educated, cosmopolitan, broad-minded people as opposed to uneducated, narrow-minded folk who like throw all their junk in the front yard next to the chained dogs, the Chevy on blocks and not far from the chicken coop? 


I just noticed that you counted "a town of kazoos, duaines, and scottys" among your educated, cosmopolitan, broad-minded folk.  White, pasty, liberal, old men [like you three are] are our modern day deep thinkers, America depends on you three?  That's who's here to save us?

  I'd take my chances with woody and Lost1, or maybe mikec and spazsdad, then them two preppers in the NW, EG and UDub, they'd do good in a firefight.  Didn't someone create a UCS standing militia?

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Yes sir I did and all members are trained, self-supplied, and ready. When the need arises and we are called upon we will respond as needed
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Yes sir I did and all members are trained, self-supplied, and ready. When the need arises and we are called upon we will respond as needed


Think that we could take the Beta DewFreshZoo crew?

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Just pick one of us. Won’t require the energy of the whole militia to take out the beta crew. Keep the rest of the group rested for worthy opponents
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Am I going to be the only one on a bug out cycle?
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Am I going to be the only one on a bug out cycle?



For some reason every time you mention this I get a visual image of Steve McQueen in The Great Escape.



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Pretty well sums up California insanity that duaine wants us to adopt nationwide, no thanks duaine, we reject your insanity
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The Coyote Principle
CALIFORNIA
• The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.
• The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
• He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
• He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
• The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
• The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
• The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.
• The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
• The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training for the nature of coyotes.
• PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.

TEXAS
• The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
• The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
• The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.


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