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uwApoligist

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It is now clear that California is lining up to be anti republican state.  The state is taking on the role of suing the president, etc.  

This is a role that Texas took on under Obummer. 

Let's say things continue to devolve in the American discourse devolves to the point these two states go to war.  How does it play out?

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woody is my General, awaiting his orders.

 bhblue is stealth, Seal Team 6, he will head the Department to destroy pitcher's Dads.

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I'll cover the northern border
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Red River sector nailed down, check.  None of the illegals getting through there with Lost1 riding mounted patrol
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California will attack your rear flank, probing and penetrating at will.  Then California will initiate operation Scissor Fight. Admiral dewey will lead a flotilla of seaman, spraying your coastline with loads of ammo. Should have Texas all tied up in no time.
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Admiral dewy doesn't scare me it's spazsdad that'll put a hurt on you, I think we can persuade spazsdad to overthrow semen dewy in a coup before dewy even has a chance to scratch his nuts.  

I've made a top secret offer to hire pabar and ForeverInBlue to work as double agents.  

That PDad, I don't know which way he'll go.  If he finds out that dewy is in charge he run the mutiny.  He'll be our new CFO if we get him to flip

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California will attack your rear flank, probing and penetrating at will.  


heh heh

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I had a job lined out for bluedog but didn't know if he could play well with other Patriots.   We'll need spazsdad, pabar and mikec to be a part of the team but if bluedog becomes our Terrell Owens then we may not make it to the Super Bowl.  
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Real, a war with California would be like fighting France..........

Shoot one of 'em and all you'd see is a bunch of backpacks and pairs of tinney shoes heading for Reynosa, Nueva Laredo and Juarez...........A Subaru and a few VW Beetle Bugs loaded with surfboards following 'em............

Don't shoot 'em crossing the Rio Grande..........Let 'em cross............Then, build the wall.........
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I'm in. 


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I had a job lined out for bluedog but didn't know if he could play well with other Patriots.   We'll need spazsdad, pabar and mikec to be a part of the team but if bluedog becomes our Terrell Owens then we may not make it to the Super Bowl.  
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Mike has the Miami,  Key West sector.   Get the Cubans and the Conch Nation to stay Republican.  Cubans are why Florida went (R), Marco Rubio helped just as much as DeVoss did
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I hate Miami - can't help you there.  I wish they'd secede already.

I can help mobilize the Tampa Cuban community.  The West Coast and the Panhandle will go with you.

I now live in the country in GA - I can tell you my neighbors will join.  No more sissy-pants urban life for me.

Key West is CA on an island.  Those guys want an excuse to be their own country anyways.


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Mike has the Miami,  Key West sector.   Get the Cubans and the Conch Nation to stay Republican.  Cubans are why Florida went (R), Marco Rubio helped just as much as DeVoss did
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I know all that, I was chumming you.  I read your posts, I wanted it in writing

[side note is that a lot of Miami Cubans did indeed vote for Trump]

Florida was probably more RED than Texas, I saw a voting map

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Funny story:

I had a client in Miami who was Latina.  I went to go visit here, and thought I'd whip out the ole' español and impress her.  After I talked to her for a few minutes, she says, in English, "Where'd you learn your Spanish?  You speak like a Cuban".  Turns out, she was from Columbia, and looked down on Cuban speakers.

My best friend in HS was from Cuba, and his folks taught me to speak Spanish.

Oops.

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I do like to visit Key West though.  After my redneck HS and early college phase, I went through a New Wave phase, and came back to then be a parrothead.

When I used to boat a lot, the CD's I had on the boat were Buffet and Marley.  Spent a lot of nights on the hook, bobbing on the waves, drinking <insert any number of things> swaying to some reggae and Buffet.

Maybe I can convince Key West to come with us.

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I know all that, I was chumming you.  I read your posts, I wanted it in writing

[side note is that a lot of Miami Cubans did indeed vote for Trump]

Florida was probably more RED than Texas, I saw a voting map
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Key West has hope.  Send Toby Keith down to talk with Jimmy Buffet, meet at Sloppy Joe's

Mix Marley in, you weren't doing too bad

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Key West is CA on an island.  Those guys want an excuse to be their own country anyways.




Conch Nation following in the mode of the Tennessee Volunteers at the Alamo

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I'm starting to think the flower-wearing prune-pickers might take ya'll, real..........

You might need my militia, after all!
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My crew won't take Rosie O'Donnell prisoner...........We'll roll her on to a surf board and make sure she gets across...........

Then, a crawfish boil on the banks of the Rio Grande will feed my men.........Maybe even a roadrunner gumbo..........
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Then, a crawfish boil on the banks of the Rio Grande will feed my men.........Maybe even a roadrunner gumbo..........


What kind of roux?

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The kind we eat..........

You and your men'll be eating chili.........Maybe w/beans, maybe without...........Woody's men'll definitely be eating bbq'ed meat of some kind..........Maybe deer or wild boar.........
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If there's beans left over, we'll eat beans with it.  We may mash them and spread them like peanut butter on a tortilla with cheese.  With chili?  Hell yeah
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corn tortilla, not flour
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Why do these threads always lead to food?
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Well, you gotta feed your soldiers..........

Marching and shooting's tough work.........Even if you're shooting once and watching 'em run........Still gotta chase 'em to the river.........
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whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
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California will attack your rear flank, probing and penetrating at will.  Then California will initiate operation Scissor Fight. Admiral dewey will lead a flotilla of seaman, spraying your coastline with loads of ammo. Should have Texas all tied up in no time.


We could switch from food talk to scissor fighting.  I'm game. Texas has some Wendy Davis's of it's own.  The kind that leave their children and their husbands

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Game:  10 names


Texas will gladly take the top group as it's State Reps. vs. the liberal trash pile of the 2nd group.  The inmates have overrun the jail in California



Greg Abbott--  Still Making Texas Great, ending sanctuary cities
Ken Paxton-- "Sanctuary cities are a cancer"
Ted Cruz--  "The Neil Gorsuch pick is a home run"
John Cornyn--  ehhhh, I'll take him
Louie Gohmert--   former judge, brilliant mind


Jerry Brown
Xavier Becerra
Diane Feinstein
Kamala Harris
Nancy Pelosi

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Its the boys against the girls. That's not very sporting of you.
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We could switch from food talk to scissor fighting.  I'm game. Texas has some Wendy Davis's of it's own.  The kind that leave their children and their husbands


Maybe a winner take all scissor fight between dewey and slapper.

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