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uwApoligist

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In this thread we will be speaking to each other using metaphors.  The less sense your statement makes, yet is faithfully a metaphor, the better.   For instance if you write just random gibberish but it is a metaphor, you win the thread. 

I will start out: 

Zing, right over that thick skull of yours again. There's a perfectly expressed point here, you're just incapable of getting past your preconceived notions on a subject. At least try. 

Again, you twist I like to argue into, "you just like to argue". Just distorts the meaning. You can enjoy meaning and still have another purpose. You suggest that my purpose is solely to argue. You aren't that slick, slick.



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That's a no-brainer  [stated only semi-metaphorically]. 





















*This could be an all-time eternally great thread

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In this thread we will be speaking to each other using metaphors.  The less sense your statement makes, yet is faithfully a metaphor, the better.   For instance if you write just random gibberish but it is a metaphor, you win the thread. 

I will start out: 

Zing, right over that thick skull of yours again. There's a perfectly expressed point here, you're just incapable of getting past your preconceived notions on a subject. At least try. 

Again, you twist I like to argue into, "you just like to argue". Just distorts the meaning. You can enjoy meaning and still have another purpose. You suggest that my purpose is solely to argue. You aren't that slick, slick.




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This thread will lead to massive failure as the respondents continue to fly by the seat of their pants, fully unaware their compass has a crack.
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A tsunami of illegal aliens
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Perhaps Warren was speaking metaphorically.  Have we considered that option?  Mull it over before replying.
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I mulled


Maybe we're all Native Americans?  I get it.  I'm a Native American

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I'm native to something as we all are.

Liberals one day:  Race is a social construct.

Liberals next day:  Warren is an Indian!

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I'm native to something as we all are.

Liberals one day:  Race is a social construct.

Liberals next day:  Warren is an Indian!


Lol.
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Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
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Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too

I am starting to like these metaphors, even if they are a bit dreamy.

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I am starting to like these metaphors, even if they are a bit dreamy.


John Lennon, rest in peace. Killed with a gun for no apparent reason. I'd sure like to be able to trace it back to it's original owner.

Metaphor has gotten tired, how about round two of minimizing racial slurs by referring to every situation with an ape reference? 

You guys are just the best!!!

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I am starting to like these metaphors, even if they are a bit dreamy.


I put it right on the tee.  It was right there, just waiting.

fresh stepped up, and pulled a Charlie Brown. 
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John Lennon, rest in peace. Killed with a gun for no apparent reason. I'd sure like to be able to trace it back to it's original owner.

Metaphor has gotten tired, how about round two of minimizing racial slurs by referring to every situation with an ape reference? 

You guys are just the best!!!


Chapman bought the gun legally six weeks before the shooting from J&S Sales, LTD, a shop in Honolulu, Hawaii, where Chapman had been living. He reportedly paid $169. Chapman had a permit and no police record and the dealer wouldn't have had any reason to block the sale.
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John Lennon was killed by a crazy person that used a gun instead of a knife, or a bomb. The guy supposedly had some fixation with Lennon, and for some reason had a copy of the catcher in the rye in his possession. People are F'd up crazy, and you are somehow surprised he was able to be armed with a weapon? Any weapon?
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So allowing crazy individuals to buy guns and kill innocent, peaceful people somehow makes your argument? I'm sure you see justification there somewhere. It eludes me. Why don't you kill 2 birds with one stone and shoot yourself a baboon family with one of your guns? Racist and immoral fun killing to make your day. Make sure to pose for the picture with a big ole smile.
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Why bother with laws? For example, if one wants to vote illegally, they’ll just get a fake ID. Since when do laws help anything?



#facetious

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Well, just step outside any Fruteria or hit a Mexicano flea market and you can buy an ID, a cell phone, a gun, stolen tools, whatever you want. What’s your point Dewey? It’s not like anyone is going to enforce laws or anything.
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His fine wit makes such a wound that the knife is lost in it.

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#facetious

That is a different thrread, dewfus.  This is #metaphors

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So allowing crazy individuals to buy guns and kill innocent, peaceful people somehow makes your argument? I'm sure you see justification there somewhere. It eludes me. Why don't you kill 2 birds with one stone and shoot yourself a baboon family with one of your guns? Racist and immoral fun killing to make your day. Make sure to pose for the picture with a big ole smile.

They should address crazy individuals in general. That would help things a lot.

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That is a different thrread, dewfus.  This is #metaphors


scotty can tutor him

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Metaphor Scotty is the Best Scotty (except Scotty KPI, of course!).
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bringing this back to the top.  We are getting a lot of great metaphorical thinking from our boy freshy.  
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