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jessiewildcat2

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Jack you are way above my league. I mean "before your mom tells you to get off the computer" That has to be the wittiest line ever. I am devastated by the originality, intellect insight of your words.   I am going to use that tomorrow. You are so correct my mommy told me to get off the computer. You have exposed me as nothing but a child. It is amazing what one discovers behind the anonymity of the Internet

Is there the slightest chances I can recover from such a powerfully written line?

I hope one day I can tell my friends(actually I only have one) that I went head to head with Jack Dandy. I can see it now. My friend responding "Jack Dandy, the guy that has a makeshift blog on ultimate college softball miscellaneous items forum? You mean Jack Dandy esteem author of the the threads 'Liberal Logic according to Jack Dandy'? That Jack Dandy? He is the gun slinging wordsmith of politics. People all over the world flock to UCS miscellaneous items to view his insightful political opinions. What were you thinking? Messing with him? Then I would reply "just glad to get out alive. When he told everyone about my mom. The shrink had to increase my lithium. That was a serious hit he delivered"

I can say I learned how to spin from you. You post a video which has unflattering and even some photo-shop pics of women linked to the Democratic party. Then later you say it was a discussion about beautiful women. See I am not smart enough to spin like that. Had I been been called out, I probably would have said our women are hot yours are not Hahahahaha! Cause after all what is on the outside is most important. Which is why I am not important. I am balding, overweight and the most attention I ever receive are to my posts on ultimate college website.
JoiseyGuy

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Jessie - Your faux obsequious posts to "Jack" are full of wit and good humor.  Well done !    
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jessiewildcat2

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Jessie - Your faux obsequious posts to "Jack" are full of wit and good humor.  Well done !    


Joisey,
I am going to have to get back with you on that one. I was a little short on funds when I bought my dictionary. Only purchased A-N. Once I get the rest I will look that word up but it sounds good.
JoiseyGuy

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Jessie - phony or pretend (faux)  bowing down to or fawning over (obsequious).   
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"Freethinkers are those who are willing to use their minds without prejudice and without fearing to understand things that clash with their own customs, privileges, or beliefs. This state of mind is not common, but it is essential for right thinking. Where it is absent discussion is apt to become worse than useless." Leo Tolstoy

"Do not try to teach pigs to sing. It will frustrate you and infuriate the pigs who will unite in anger against you, and you will never achieve singing your song". Dr. Petersen
jessiewildcat2

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Jessie - phony or pretend (faux)  bowing down to or fawning over (obsequious).   




He is followed by obsequious assistants who will do anything he tells them to.




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