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woody

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Heh Heh, I see what you did there.
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Woody, you're needed in Hong Kong for varmint removal.


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They look a bit domesticated, but whatever. Fresh, can you help me with the paperwork necessary to get a couple of suppressed rifles into Hong Kong?
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hehe dont know how I missed that one. You wont need suppressor, they will just think its firecrackers.
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They[chinese] outlawed firecrackers this year for Chinese New Year, something about pollution control.  No kidding, think Al Gore rolled into town doing a Netflix documentary 
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Night Safari part deux.

Wife demands an all out assault on dillos tearing up the new landscaping. Decided to do a dillo witching hour hunt (1:30-1:45 AM) in my area. Sure enough, 3rd ward rescue dog jumps one, bangs him off the fence, and runs him up against a flower bed. They do a give and take, and the dillo says I'm burrowing down. Tomcat comes running up and jumps on top of him, and sh!t starts flying. I get a clear shot and dose him with #1 buck, and everyone gloats on their success. Mom is happy, dog is nervous, and Tomcat says meh.

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I like a .22 at the base of the neck but that sometimes gets messy, the acrobatics are sometimes other worldly.  The buckshot pretty much eliminates the flopping and floundering that duaine often does. 

3rd ward rescue dog?  From the softball parking lot?  So the rescue dog lets the dillos roam freely?  pffffft

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Yep that dog came from the softball field, and he thinks he is a 100 lb. Pit Bull. Most loyal dog I have ever owned. Goes after anything that shows up, but has gotten his ass kicked recently by a cat, and cried like a B. He and the Tomcat treed one of the tomcats that have been fighting on my porch at all hours of the night, and now there is one less cat.

Edit, I named him Reggie, but wife insisted I change that. So I call him Buddy, unless he gets stupid, and then it's Reggie.

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today I put a few owl decoys in my  apple tree, and tomorrow I'm putting aluminum flashing around the trunk so I can try to keep the stupid varmints out. If I see any more half-eaten apples on the ground, it'll be safari time.

the PETA crowd must see that I'm deploying all reasonably non-lethal means.  the next round is no more mr nice guy.
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Set up a game cam and do 30 second videos. That way you know what time to go outside and play.
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Set up a game cam and do 30 second videos. That way you know what time to go outside and play.


great suggestion - thanks. 
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If you want to see beautiful pigs who have some plastic boobs, get pics of the hogs that came after the POTUS.
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Two more dillos in broad daylight in the past week. They are getting smaller, so maybe I am making a dent in the population. Word of advice, don’t dump a dillo in the dumpster unless it is the day before trash pickup in 98 degree weather. I started hauling them down the road and dumping them for the buzzards. Found a dead doe in the ditch a mile or so away and added a dillo as a side dish. Buzzards seemed somewhat interested and thankful.
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Friend of the buzzards, has a nice ring to it
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If you want to see beautiful pigs who have some plastic boobs, get pics of the hogs that came after the POTUS.


Piney wood rooters?

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Here we go again. Rat bastages dillos are making a return. Me and the hood rat dog are doing a sweep around the perimeter during the dillo witching hour.
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String their dead carcasses up on polls, like treasonous dems, around your perimeter.  When the new ones come in they will be greeted with an Apocalypse Now scene.
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Why would dillos vote on their entrance to the area? Curious take. I wouldn't take a poll, I'd just shoot 'em. 
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Why would dillos vote on their entrance to the area? Curious take. I wouldn't take a poll, I'd just shoot 'em. 

Are you drunk posting again?  A little early is it not?

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