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Originally Posted by keepinitreal He wants a UCS get together in Vegas, you millionaires on the left coast are treating. I told him Palestine, TX would do
The odds on craps tables on a redneck truck tailgate craps games in Palestine are better than the 3-4-5 odds on the Vegas strip. The strip pays 6-5 on a natural blackjack, instead of a 3-2. That's $2 a hand if my math is right. I suggest a drunken dive on the downtown Fremont experience. The D offers 10X odds. Decadence rules supreme, and once the poor girl serving drinks figures out you are actually tipping her, she will get you bent. Rule of thumb, drink water when gambling, don't get drunk, or do the local weed while risking money. Be very disciplined and stick to your theory when gambling. If you make a couple of hundred, walk away, and lose it playing blackjack trying to card count into the shoe, 6+ bet big. 10X odds on craps with a $5 pass/don't pass are the shizzle. Casino Royal used to be my dive of choice on the strip with 100X odds, but they turned the dump into a slot machine sh!t show. Just let me know when we are having a gathering, and I will make the flight out. I would rather go to Lake Charles and play the dive at Isle of Capri. It's a dump, but I always make money, or lose very little, and they comp my rooms there, and feed me a steak every day I am there.
__________________Jane you ignorant slut. Keep your booger hook of the bang switch, you stupid Socialist. Beer me Hippie. I feel more like I do now, than when I first got here.
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Lake Charles, we can pick bhblue up on the way. I need to see him anyway
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Let me know when I need to fire up the big blue truck. Tanks are always full. Babysitting the twins this weekend. Alumni game Saturday. Swing by and I'll buy you a beer weather permitting. My DD is a skinny rail. She was jacked up and looked like a body builder back in the day, She's a mommy now.
__________________Jane you ignorant slut. Keep your booger hook of the bang switch, you stupid Socialist. Beer me Hippie. I feel more like I do now, than when I first got here.
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babysitting, lucky you. I may need to come just to see and meet them
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Originally Posted by EarlyGrayce Let's do Vegas. I'm in. Ivanka said she'd get us a good rate on a block of rooms.
Last time you and I did Vegas it got very strange. I felt bad.
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Paris Hilton for president! Yay!
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Kind of like Chelsea for congress, because, you know, Clinton. Get it?
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Here is another clue, the Clintons aren't the Kennedys, and the year is 2018. Camelot died with the 60's radicals as their protest movement has now devolved into a bowel movement in their depends, and having a mail in ballot filled out by their taxpayer funded, in home nurse/butt wiper.
__________________Jane you ignorant slut. Keep your booger hook of the bang switch, you stupid Socialist. Beer me Hippie. I feel more like I do now, than when I first got here.
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Originally Posted by Fresh Paris Hilton for president! Yay!
Still better than Hilary
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Originally Posted by uwApoligist Last time you and I did Vegas it got very strange. I felt bad.
hehehehehe you think? Was it the feet thing? Let me just say, I wouldn't change a thing about that weekend. Pretty sure I did some permanent damage to my liver. Come on, let's do it again.
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__________________"Getting your motor revved about taking our guns is going to be what undoes your efforts. " "I like to establish the parameters of my own thoughts and don't think I need a director.""This is not debate class. And this is not about politeness. We're talking about the damn future of our country" "It is not just simply yelling out a name and yelling down dissenters........................... and I'll defend your right to even insult me"
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Originally Posted by EarlyGrayce hehehehehe you think? Was it the feet thing? Let me just say, I wouldn't change a thing about that weekend. Pretty sure I did some permanent damage to my liver. Come on, let's do it again.
Don't tell me there was a foot massage place involved. This just gets better all the time. We MUST do Vegas as a group event. Heck, I wan't Dewey, Fresh, Jane, and Turtle in attendance as well. This would be awesome.
__________________Jane you ignorant slut. Keep your booger hook of the bang switch, you stupid Socialist. Beer me Hippie. I feel more like I do now, than when I first got here.
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I'm down. We set a meeting in the sports bar of the hotel of choice, all wear a rose in our lapel, and nobody tells anybody else who they are. We see how long it takes to figure it out. You're gonna hafta show up in Vegas to hear the feet story.
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I have stayed at a lot of places, both good and bad on the strip, but I really like the Pallazo. I don't gamble there, but they are all suites, and the $20 breakfast buffet is awesome. On the cheap side, we could slum it up downtown on the cheap. I'm easy.
__________________Jane you ignorant slut. Keep your booger hook of the bang switch, you stupid Socialist. Beer me Hippie. I feel more like I do now, than when I first got here.
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Umm, I did forget to ask. How do I go about affixing a rose to the lapel of my Carhart T shirt?
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How about a tuxedo t-shirt?
Asking for a friend.
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Who has the best mimosas?
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Originally Posted by woody I have stayed at a lot of places, both good and bad on the strip, but I really like the Pallazo. I don't gamble there, but they are all suites, and the $20 breakfast buffet is awesome. On the cheap side, we could slum it up downtown on the cheap. I'm easy.
Pallazo is fine with me. It's a tad more north than I like, I prefer the Bellagio location. But either or. Let's not do the cheap side, I'm too old for that action.
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Well, Palazo it is then. Nice digs and all. I suggest we take Jane by the dispensary for a few edibles. A couple of hours later, throw in a few cocktails, and a Foot Joy massage. The Liberal tension and pain might ooze out and leave him. Then we can go do some serious drinking, gambling, and debauchery. There is hope for you yet Jane. We're your friends, and we are here to help you through this phase in your life. Most guys your age and income level buy a Mazda Miata, instead of the Beamer, and aimlessly cruise around with the top down. We are here to save you that expense and embarrassment. We will even all chip in three fitty, and buy you a pair of man jeans. If you follow my lead at the craps table, we could possibly afford to buy you a pair of endangered species cowboy boots. Then while you are still on a binge, take you to a gun range and let you shoot a a couple of full auto weapons. It's a lifestyle change. I'm sure you can accomplish these goals with the proper encouragement, and handling provided by your friends. We're your friends, that would be US!!! Yay.
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Yay, indeed.
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Yay!
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Vegas? The group is planning on poking holes in paper with lead not from pencils? (I think that qualifies as a turtle question, so to any and all...Are you a Turtle? )
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