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EarlyGrayce

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Dewey should just write a check to the government since all of his social welfare programs are so dear to his heart and he believes there is no waste and no cuts needed. How come libs always support the government taking other people's money for their pet projects. There is nothing stopping you from sending in extra money to help your cause




Dewey is all talk, no action -------> DRINK 

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"What questions are not getting answered.  The only ones I see being avoided is "Why you switch from Dewey to Will I Wynn?"  and  "Why you switch from Bama_CF to Fresh?" and of course the best one that will never get answered, never in a million years... "When you bringing back KPI?"

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If this brings a tear to your eye, you are GAF and need a drink.  If this makes your skin crawl, you need a double.  Friday night.


[obama-clinton-pardon-678x381] 

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"What questions are not getting answered.  The only ones I see being avoided is "Why you switch from Dewey to Will I Wynn?"  and  "Why you switch from Bama_CF to Fresh?" and of course the best one that will never get answered, never in a million years... "When you bringing back KPI?"

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That picture made me ill.  Pepto-Bismol on deck.
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Will I Wynn is a poster who used to go by the name of Dewey.  He used to criticize people who did that.

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Dewey going to disappear again?


Emptynester, here we go

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Introducing the Great Friday Night Dewey Drinking Game!!

The last 2 weeks have given us a situation where democrats having lost all elections basically at all levels of government in the most unprecedented swing of power ever seen in American politics.  That plus we know Dewey likes to put a few back and hit the message board, especially on Fridays.

So I only think it is appropriate that we launch the Great Friday Night Dewey Drinking Game.  You should expect loads of salty democrat comments resulting in loads of drinking.  here is a about what it means to be salty  http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/salty 

Cool thing is you can be at a bar with your normal friends, just watch this thread and  take the drinks as they get rung up.

How it works.  
Step 1) Dewey will make a salty democrat post.
Step 2) We come here quote the salty post (actually just a few words, not the whole d&mn thing as dewey gets very longwinded), and give the salt rating.
   Salt rating:  
[biggrin] - 1 Salt - Just a run of the mill unhappy content. 
[biggrin][biggrin] - 2 Salt - Dewey gets excited about something.  Mentions watergate or something or talks about illegal campaign comments.  
[biggrin][biggrin][biggrin] - 3 Salt - Dewey has to be on the verge of loosing his mind.  Flip a switch on the forum in some fun way like he did last week.  Start moderating posts. Solicit Bill Smith or someone from long ago, something truly out there.  Anything about the civil war would be 3 salts.  Anything that shows Hillary in a positive light will likley get 3 salts.

Every 1 comment salt you have to swig your cocktail or take a drink of beer.  Every 2 salt comment you have to drink 1/2 shot or 1/2 a beer.  Every 3 salt comment you have to slam a shot or a beer.

We might have to tweak the subjective aspect of the salt ratings, but I think we can make this game work.   Let me know what you think?



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Sorry for butting in but the young man who I'm trying to ignore has chosen to join in with a little mocking disrespect as well so I think I'll counter with a couple of interesting posts from earlier this year.  First one is February of this year when he wasn't concerned about dual handles, notice correct spelling of Deductible, compared to August of this year when it became necessary to write in a manner to prove his handle was unique.  Deliberate misspellings, etc.  Suddenly, he forgot how to spell deductible.  He'll say he used spell check the first time but it apparently missed "lets", "dont", and "doesnt".  Me thinks he's trying too hard.  Steelman, let me just ask you to knock it off with shots from two handles, or own up to it.  Please.  It's no wonder readers think there are so many Conservatives inside here.



DRINK to the anniversary of this brilliance

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Outstanding , I'll be ready.
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Outstanding , I'll be ready.

That's the attitude. 

You mind picking up an extra bottle for Lost_1, he sometimes runs out.

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Freshy: "Is it ok for Chris Christy to take his family to the beach?"
Woody: "Only if he puts on a burqa"

[biggrin] one salt, witty comeback.

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Dewey's salty ramblins about Junior exercising his God given Attorney-Client privileged conversation.

1 salt. 

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Sorry for butting in but the young man who I'm trying to ignore has chosen to join in with a little mocking disrespect as well so I think I'll counter with a couple of interesting posts from earlier this year.  First one is February of this year when he wasn't concerned about dual handles, notice correct spelling of Deductible, compared to August of this year when it became necessary to write in a manner to prove his handle was unique.  Deliberate misspellings, etc.  Suddenly, he forgot how to spell deductible.  He'll say he used spell check the first time but it apparently missed "lets", "dont", and "doesnt".  Me thinks he's trying too hard.  Steelman, let me just ask you to knock it off with shots from two handles, or own up to it.  Please.  It's no wonder readers think there are so many Conservatives inside here.

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to the anniversary of this brilliance

That is funny stuff right there.  Dew loses his mind at Steelman.  Swore up one side and down the other the steelman was theNarrator. 

Then starts posting as Willie.

That is at least 2 [biggrin][biggrin] for being such a huge hypocrite.

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EarlyGrayce

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PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP speaking live right now, on dewey friday night. That's a 3 Salt DRINK boys.
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"What questions are not getting answered.  The only ones I see being avoided is "Why you switch from Dewey to Will I Wynn?"  and  "Why you switch from Bama_CF to Fresh?" and of course the best one that will never get answered, never in a million years... "When you bringing back KPI?"

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PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP speaking live right now, on dewey friday night. That's a 3 Salt DRINK boys.


DOWN EM

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[biggrin][biggrin][biggrin]  -- Down em


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Uhoh.  [biggrin][biggrin][biggrin] double down em.  

I frickin knew Tequila was a risky choice for tonight.

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[biggrin][biggrin][biggrin]  -- Down em


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Someone give fresh a bath
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"What questions are not getting answered.  The only ones I see being avoided is "Why you switch from Dewey to Will I Wynn?"  and  "Why you switch from Bama_CF to Fresh?" and of course the best one that will never get answered, never in a million years... "When you bringing back KPI?"

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That's the attitude. 

You mind picking up an extra bottle for Lost_1, he sometimes runs out.





And I used to like you......



You run out of brown water ONE time, and you never hear the end. You related to my wife?????

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I cannot even fathom such an occurrence. Not in my wildest nightmares would such a thing transpire.
2 things a man never runs out of.
Bourbon and ammo.
Ps as an ode to Pop n Fresh I just procured another 1000 rounds of ammo. And as soon as my facist states 30 day time window expires between purchases I will be picking up,a Mossberg pistol grip for some added home security

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30 day window? WTF? just buy it on the streets. Or heck, come to Texas, we can supply whatever you want via private sale. 30 Days????
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And I used to like you......



You run out of brown water ONE time, and you never hear the end. You related to my wife?????

hehe.  I was just trying to get you a free bottle of liquor from the new guy.  You don't want it, send it to me.

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30 day window? WTF? just buy it on the streets. Or heck, come to Texas, we can supply whatever you want via private sale. 30 Days????

Yep not only a 10 day wait from purchase to pick up but 30 days between purchases

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I think maybe 10-15 years ago when the instant background check was coming online, there was a 3 day wait for pistols, but not long guns. I wasn't aware of it, but now, when you buy more than one weapon at a time, which I did recently, the system flags you for extra scrutiny. I think this was in response to Fast and Furious in border states, and the illegal gun market in Chicago.
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Yes, straw purchases
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In dewey's honor, my new tattoo. Drink Up Boys.



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"What questions are not getting answered.  The only ones I see being avoided is "Why you switch from Dewey to Will I Wynn?"  and  "Why you switch from Bama_CF to Fresh?" and of course the best one that will never get answered, never in a million years... "When you bringing back KPI?"

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WTF
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WTF or who the F is that?
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Who? will work for now.  If he tattooed that on his arm then I hope it's his wife and I'll take back the WTF

Have a DRINK anyway for dewy's participation trophy

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Image result for tattoo
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hehehe HRC doesn't tat so well. Shoulda went with a garish pant suit and had her being tossed into a van, a la side of beef.
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"What questions are not getting answered.  The only ones I see being avoided is "Why you switch from Dewey to Will I Wynn?"  and  "Why you switch from Bama_CF to Fresh?" and of course the best one that will never get answered, never in a million years... "When you bringing back KPI?"

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