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Then they determine that you shouldn't carry knives in public, come and take 'em

London's Mayor Declares Intense New 'Knife Control' Policies To Stop Epidemic Of Stabbings


The police will now stop and frisk people believed to be carrying knives.


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No excuses: there is never a reason to carry a knife. Anyone who does will be caught, and they will feel the full force of the law.

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London has seen a dramatic uptick in murder rates, surpassing even New York City in the number of homicides every month since the beginning of 2018.  It has some of the strictest gun control laws in the world

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No excuses: there is never a reason to carry a knife. Anyone who does will be caught, and they will feel the full force of the law.


Round where I come from, no man is caught without a pocket knife on his person.
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KIR:  Dad do you have your pocket knife on you?

KIR's Dad:  Do I have my pants on?

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KIR:  Dad do you have your pocket knife on you?

KIR's Dad:  Do I have my pants on?


I was in a rural town on a project site in NW FL.  The guy with me from my firm was from NY.  He was trying to do something, and one the guys told him to just cut it with his knife.  Dude said he had no knife.

Oh vey.

He was redeemed a few days later, however, because he really took a shine to shooting AR's and AK's.  One day, after a long few days on site, one of the clients asked us over to his "place" for dinner.  He deep fried turkeys, broke out some bourbon, and burned up a lot of brass.

What a great project.
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Exactly brother, don't let them pussify us.
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KIR:  Dad do you have your pocket knife on you?

KIR's Dad:  Do I have my pants on?



hehehe very nice. 


FRESH:   Dewey, is that a pocketknife in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

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20 years from now, duaine and scott's illegitimate grandsons, will be declaring that knives should be illegal in the United States after the 348th knife attack under the Chelsea Handler Clinton presidency
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FRESH:   Dewey, is that a pocketknife in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?


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I handed my DD a large pig sticker when she left for college, and taught her how to use it up close if she had no other choice. Heck, I went to NYC last week, and you can't even carry a lock blade. In Texas, you can carry a switchblade, assisted opening blade, or a freaking sword if you feel all Jolly Roger. Just don't show up to a gun fight with a sabre and expect to strike fear in anyone. Heck, probably 10% of people or more are packing a pistol on their person, and likely 15-20% or more are carrying a gun in their vehicle. Nobody is expecting the cops, or government officials to provide the public with personal protection. As it should be.
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hehehe very nice. 


FRESH:   Dewey, is that a pocketknife in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Fresh:  Dewey is that a pocketknife in your pocket or is that your hot fire poker?

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hehe i got a zillion variations...
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None of which have validity. Just old men tooting their impotent horns. Keep trying, I'm tough.
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Keep trying, I'm tough.


Fresh:  Dewy is that my tenderizer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

huge old butcher's meat mallet, meat tenderizer hammer for meat processing butchering tool

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I'm tough.

Thanks for the chuckle.
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None of which have validity. Just old men tooting their impotent horns. Keep trying, I'm tough.[/QUOT

BS Jane. You don’t know me from Adam. We don’t toot an impotent horn. You really misjudge people. You would really be surprised how many of my average country bumpkin neighbors you look down your nose at that are extremely proficient with firearms and are well armed. We don’t F around with anybody’s BS out on the prairie. Lots of holes to fill and all. I have seen some 10-12 year old kids that are absolutely crack shots. They have whooped my ass in trap shoots for money more than once, and they can break down, clean and reassemble Glock pistols and AR’s too. Just accept that you live in a different culture. You don’t have to own firearms, Like them or dislike them, doesn’t matter to me. Just don’t assume that everyone thinks like you, and then demand everyone else adopt your reasoning. It doesn’t work like that in a free country. Perhaps Londonistan is the place for you.

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....or a freaking sword if you feel all Jolly Roger. .....


Classic woodyism.  Gotta wipe some tea off my keyboard now.
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Heh heh.
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None of which have validity. Just old men tooting their impotent horns. Keep trying, I'm tough.
BS Jane. You don’t know me from Adam. We don’t toot an impotent horn. You really misjudge people. You would really be surprised how many of my average country bumpkin neighbors you look down your nose at that are extremely proficient with firearms and are well armed. We don’t F around with anybody’s BS out on the prairie. Lots of holes to fill and all. I have seen some 10-12 year old kids that are absolutely crack shots. They have whooped my ass in trap shoots for money more than once, and they can break down, clean and reassemble Glock pistols and AR’s too. Just accept that you live in a different culture. You don’t have to own firearms, Like them or dislike them, doesn’t matter to me. Just don’t assume that everyone thinks like you, and then demand everyone else adopt your reasoning. It doesn’t work like that in a free country. Perhaps Londonistan is the place for you.

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